GIRLS
BOYS
If you said yes girls are better than boys let us find out what they do better in than boys........
20 Things Girls Can Do That Guys Can’t
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1. Get pregnant: Sure, guys contribute but they’ll never get as close (literally!) as we get to our own babies.
2. Fake it: Cue the famous scene from When Harry Met Sally. Enough said.
3. Ask for directions: We have no problem pulling over and asking for help. Consulting the GPS doesn’t count either, boys.
4. Look sexy while sipping fruity cocktails: What guy do you know can look hot with a pink drink in his hand? Oh, and by the way, we look damn good drinking beer too.
5. Live longer: It’s a fact, women live five to ten years longer than men. Plenty of time to take a few more vacations, have a few more orgasms, and maybe hook another hubby.
6. Have multiple orgasms: No need for us to wait and, um, reload.
7. Multitask: We can talk to our BFF on the phone, while watching America’s Next Top Model and doing lunges. No sweat.
8. Get a new last name: Or just drop it all together, à la Fergie and Madonna.
9. Wear skirts: They keep us sooo much cooler in the summer than men’s shorts. Plus, a hot mini is sure to score us a few free drinks at the bar.
10. Get out of a speeding ticket: A little smile and a “Sorry, officer” is all it takes to get off scot-free.
11. Become a cougar, not a dirty old man: Sure, the idea of an older man sounds hot, but the reality is often a skeezy shmuck. Cougars, however, are fierce. Like: Demi Moore.
12. Wing it on the dance floor…convincingly: Guys will be so busy checking out your shaking booty, they won’t even notice you’re not a great dancer.
13. Wear high-heels: They add four inches to our height and make our legs look fab. Hey guys, what do your ratty old sneakers do for your physique?
14. Flirt with the bouncer: We bat our eyes at the doorman and get in the door with no cover charge. If a guy were to try it, we’re thinking he might get kicked out of line.
15. Blame it on PMS: Just say the words “cramp,” “tampon” or “period” and men instantly let you have your way.
16. Grow out our hair: We miss a haircut appointment and our hair just looks longer and sexier. Guys miss theirs and they start looking like they’re homeless.
17. Cover up a zit: Both men and women are prone to blemishes, but one of the sexes has a multitude of concealers and creams at their disposal to cover them up.
18. Get aroused without the entire room knowing it: We don’t have to cross our legs or grab the nearest textbook whenever we get turned on in public.
19. Wear a thong: They make our ass look great and are a surefire way to turn on a guy. If a dude tried donning one, well, it would just look gross!
20. Get a manicure: Hanging at the nail salon is just a normal day for a woman. But a guy getting a mani/pedi is bound to get weird looks.
If you said yes boys are better than girls lets see in what they are good with...........
17 things that all guys can do, but girls can’t do
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The 17 Things
1. Standup and go to the toilet
2. Pwn at COD
3. Park a car properly – we all know that woman are rubbish at parking
4. Go topless, sure woman can go topless on some beaches, but men can do it anywhere!
5. Hold our drink – Sorry ladies, we’re genetically wired to pack it away a lot better than you.
6. Grow a beard
7. Build up a flat pack without instructions
8. Shave our heads (wothout looking weird)
9. Play real sports, such as rugby
10. Fertilise eggs
12. Age well
14. Scratch out “bits” without looking weird
15. Work “electrical” things without messing everything up
16. Cut the grass in the garden properly
17. Change a spare wheel on a car
